A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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