Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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