You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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