You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
