How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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