Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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