"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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