you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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