YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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