I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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