Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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