I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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