Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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