Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
When are your genitals available?
Terrible idea I love it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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