You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
