By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I am midnight drunk by noon
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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