I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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