i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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