She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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