Fuck appropriateness.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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