that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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