At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
