i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
be right there i have to get my cape
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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