Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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