Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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