First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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