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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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