God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
