he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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