Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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