what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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