oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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