I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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