My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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