they said they heard you say put it in my butt
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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