Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Randomize
