i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
God, I missed his penis.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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