You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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