he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Randomize
