what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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