I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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