Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
