she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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