what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So apparently I’m into choking now
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