She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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