love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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