I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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