On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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