watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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