Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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