I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she smelled like a LAN party
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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